Second best sentence: “The unsettlingly explicit scene that follows involves people watching other people do private things, or as we say in the liberal arts, it involves several male and female ‘gazes’—including man-on-woman, woman-on-woman-on-man, and at one point, as James secretly watches Cristal watch Zack watch Nomi watch Cristal, viewer-on-man-on-woman-on-man-on-woman-on-woman.”

Best sentence: “There’s no such thing as an ironic boner.”