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Patton Oswalt- “Steak”
From his album Feeling Pretty Patton

Last week I saw that Taco Bell carries an item called Atomic Bacon Bombs. While I thought “atomic” was an arbitrary choice of adjective—The bacon retains its chemical properties at the smallest divisible level? The bacon spurs fission within your body?—I was grateful because it reminded me of this bit.

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1:51 am, by ahouseoflies
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