Fergie

Unless the A-list flick in question is The Keri Strugg Story, I don’t see how these two things are related. Can we expect to see Fergie-Ferg in a Merchant-Ivory costume drama, suddenly bounding across a dining room doing one-handed flips? Is this a Hollywood casting secret I don’t know about, as in: “Congratulations, Ms. Ferg. You’re our new Hester Prynne. We were going to give the part to Reese Witherspoon, but we didn’t like her one-handed flips.”

Also, if it uses hands, is it a flip at all? That sounds like a handspring. I need answers, BEP!